I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
I THOUGHT MINIWHEATS AND SHREDDED WHEATS WERE SYNONYMOUS
Me too oh my god this made my night
I actually never eat the mini ones because it’s just not the same messy wheatstring experience as regular Shredded Wheat. 2 to 3 giant bisquits, crushed liberally while still inside the paper bag, poured into a bowl and drenched in milk and sugar - the stabbed wheat-splinter in the gums joys are not to be missed.
OH MY GAHD PPL DON’T KNOW ABOUT SHREDDED WHEATS
Oh. At first I thought the humor in it was that the serving size was one less than what came in each individual package, meaning that you either leave one behind to get stale or trick yourself into thinking that what you’re eating is healthier than it is.
I fokkin love huge shredded wheat. I think I’m going to pick some up today. With vanilla almond milk ^3^
I’m gonna need y’all to stop bragging about how worldly and sophisticated you are. Oh, look at me, I know how to eat an individually wrapped giant shredded wheat thing the size of my hand. WELL SOME OF US DON’T. SOME OF US HAD DEPRIVED MINI-WHEAT CHILDHOODS, OKAY?!
oh my god i had no idea what this photoset was talking about i can’t believe that normal-sized shredded wheat is this much of a big deal??? where i come from the mini ones are the like novelty version.
(hahaha when I understood the person was expecting them to be mini this became the funniest thing ever, imagine opening up a box of cornflakes and there were like 12 individually wrapped cornflakes in there and they were all like the size of maple leaves)
12:43 pm • 21 October 2014 • 86,127 notes • View comments
001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez
I took a sip from a devil’s cup
It’s taking over me
I want to do so much witchcraft to this
when the chorus hits tho
I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.
So I guess I have to reblog.
This is some American Horror Story shit
I could seriously see this as the theme song for some creepy-ass southern gothic romance drama.
wait i know that i've definitely heard this somewhere before i'm pretty cert???
can't really think where though
whatever it's rad
5:15 pm • 14 October 2014 • 295,233 notes • View comments
Made this for my dorm desk. Nobody will want to room with me.
omg i’m living for this
Natasha is forever my fave! like jaslene was probably a better model but Natasha was SO entertaining and good natured yet salty
oh my god NATASHA she was the besssssst i wanted her to win so much
antm cycle... 8?
5:12 pm • 14 October 2014 • 1,384 notes • View comments
Hey did y’all hear about the female reboot of Ghostbusters? Because misogynists sure did!!!!! (First pic is Ernie Hudson’s quote, the rest are comments on it.)
GIANT MIDDLE FINGER
the astounding misogyny and stupidity it would take to call this “raping my childhood”
does that one guy have a picture of Kevin James in King of Queens as his profile picture
'it should of course include one or two actresses'
how gracious of you
11:41 am • 14 October 2014 • 1,672 notes • View comments
"What the fuck is with Australian men and Smirnoff Ice???" - me, all night, during our only Big Night Out of the holiday #bali #kuta #smirnofficeisterrible #istilldrankloadsthough
1:12 pm • 13 October 2014 • View comments